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sogoodlikeapony: “humansofnewyork: “ “I didn’t get married until I was 55. But boy was it worth the wait. He looked just like Peter O’Toole!” ” “HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE PETER O'TOOLE.” “YES HE DOES, LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIS FACE. HIS FACE LOOKS JUST...

sogoodlikeapony:

humansofnewyork:

“I didn’t get married until I was 55. But boy was it worth the wait. He looked just like Peter O’Toole!”

“HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE PETER O'TOOLE.”
“YES HE DOES, LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIS FACE.  HIS FACE LOOKS JUST LIKE PETER O'TOOLE’S FACE!”
“FIRST OF ALL, THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TRY AND CONVINCE ME.  LIKE, HOW ARE YOU JUST GOING TO REITERATE YOUR POINT WITH NO SPECIFIC DESCRIPTORS?  SECONDLY, BITCH YOU’RE HIGH.”
“YOUNG MAN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I AGREED TO DO THIS, YOU ARE SO RUDE!”
“I LOOK LIKE THE PIANO ACROSS AMERICA GUY THOUGH, HOMEGIRL.”

(Source: humansofnewyork)

sogoodlikeapony: “humansofnewyork: “ “When I got accepted into the Master’s program at the University of Damascus, it felt like the whole world was in my hands. For the last three weeks before the exam, I studied for 20 hours every day. My eyes got...

sogoodlikeapony:

humansofnewyork:

“When I got accepted into the Master’s program at the University of Damascus, it felt like the whole world was in my hands. For the last three weeks before the exam, I studied for 20 hours every day. My eyes got so tired and swollen that I could not see the letters anymore. So when I heard that I passed, I felt that nothing was impossible. All my friends and family were surrounding me and kissing me.”
“How did you celebrate?”
“Well, we were poor. So I bought a Pepsi to share with my friends.“ 
(Erbil, Iraq)

"THAT’S MAD TOUCHING BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT A COKE!”
“I LIKE PEPSI, WHY WOULD I GET A COKE?”
“YOU CAN GET A COKE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT!  WHAT’S YOUR NAME, DOG, I’LL GRAB YOU ONE.”
“MAHMOUD.”
“… YEAH I LIKE PEPSI BETTER TOO.”

(Source: humansofnewyork)

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